Tiger Woods’ ass gets kicked
Ok let me start by saying that I think Tiger is the best golfer the world has ever seen. But this doesn’t mean he is some kind of demi-God (not that he is saying he is) that never deals with the normal crap us everyday people have to deal with. He is a human being just like the rest of us, which means he it’s perfectly normal to have a little family tiff every now and then. BUT.. because the world has elevated him to the status of celebrity, unfortunately he is subject to having every detail of his life splashed all over the news papers…
…like his car crash not even 100 meters out of the drive way over a fire hydrant into a tree.

Luckily he wasn’t hurt too bad. Rumors are running rife about his wife actually chasing him with a 3 wood. smashing his window as he left the house. We will never know. He did have this to say on his website:
This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again.
This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.
The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.
Cheers Mr.Woods, domkop of the week!













